beckie0: simfected: maythedownforcebewithyou: myurlistoolong: thefrogman: A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes. HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK “oh see there you go son” BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL “See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…” Woah.

May/18/2013, 1pm with 134532 Notes
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disc3-hiatus: catplanetcatplanetcatplanet: I’M A BUFF WRIGGLER THAT CAN DANCE LIKE A MAN I CAN SHAKE-A MY FANNY I CAN SHAKE-A MY CAN I’M A TOUGH TOOTIN’ WRIGGLER I CAN PUNCH-A YOUR BUNS PUNCH-A YOUR BUNS I CAN PUNCH ALL YOUR BUNS IF YOU’RE A PURPLE EMPRESS I WILL PUNCH YOU FOR FUN  THIS IS SO PRESH

May/18/2013, 1pm with 17370 Notes
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sheeranal: Okay well this picture has really bad quality, but let me tell you a story. There’s this boy, and his name’s Dyllon. He’s the biggest bully and he’s always throwing stuff at me in school and I get so annoyed with him like he’s so rude. But today, I wore this brown cardigan thingy and the sleeves went down just past my elbows, so you could see some of my scars. In English I went to go hand him a pen or something and he saw them and he grabbed my arm and he like stroked one of them and smiled at me and I got really red and I thought he was gonna make fun of me for them, so I turned the other way. But he grabbed me and he hugged me and told me he loved me and then he showed me his arm and he had them too and I started crying and he told me it wasn’t worth it and that it’s okay and then he gave me his number and said if I ever needed him for anything to call him and he would do anything for me, even take the bus to my house if I needed him. It was the most serious I’d ever seen him be and i just love him so so much

May/18/2013, 1pm with 14063 Notes
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tennantgastic:

hardythehermitcrab:

who-lligan:

arrestingmyselfinthetardis:

spyrno:

tumblr is such a weird site think about it there are millions of people of all ages & races & backgrounds with millions of personalities & stories to tell but what brings us all together is a dancing alien gif

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vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute. Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump. Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice. This time, though. This was a good cry.

May/18/2013, 1pm with 24650 Notes
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longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

May/18/2013, 12pm with 11196 Notes
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fableduniverse: glittertech: sweetmotherofyaoi: oh god. We’re that bad, huh? Neopets. Did you do the thing, Neopets? Tell me the truth, Neopets. They did the thing.

May/18/2013, 12pm with 137443 Notes
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naoren:

Okay but

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You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

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kankiri:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

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THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

what the actual fuck

May/18/2013, 12pm with 139465 Notes
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